and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve strings here."
Causing the string walk out of the bar and tie himself in a knot and fray his end.
The string walks back in and orders another beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey aren't you a string?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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