She walks in and looks around to find a pair of sneakers. The man at the counter walks over to help her.
"Well hello there beautiful. What are you looking for?"
"Just a pair of sneakers. Would you be kind enough to help me?" replied the woman
Nervously, the man says "Oh yes...of course. How do you like your shoes?"
The woman sensually moves her finger down the man's face, " I like my shoes soft, and open. And most of all, I don't like straps."
"Well G Shock just made a new product. G Strap, maybe you should try it sometime."
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