A man huffs and puffs
"You made me bust a nut!"
She replies
"I didn't. All three are there.
He, confused, says
"I clearly have two, where's the third?"
She looks at him, and walks away in the bathroom with her clothes.
"You forgot your acorn. Now clean the mess you made on the bed."
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