"Ishmael! We're out of Chrain. We can't have Passover without Chrain!"
"Calm yourself, Amos. I will send you all the Chrain you need immediately. I'll have it shipped overnight."
Amos thanks Ishmael and hangs up.
Two days go by and Passover is looming. The Chrain still has not arrived.
Even more panicked than before, Amos calls his friend in Israel.
"Ishmael! Where is the Chrain?"
"Oh, Amos. It's terrible here. The pilots union is striking. No one is flying out of the country!"
"That's terrible, Ishmael. Can you send the Chrain a different way?"
"There's no way, Amos! I put all of my reserves in that package!"
"But Ishamel, does that mean...?"
"Yes, Amos. The chrain for Spain is mainly on the plane!"
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