... and a soldier oversees the symbols and assumes he's a spy communicating in a form of code. The composer is arrested and brought to the Gulag where he pleads "Please, it's just Tchaikovsky's violin concerto!". Later that day he is brought to an interrogation room and sits down, a Soviet officer walks in and smugly announces "Well, you better speak up now, we have caught your friend Tchaikovsky and he is telling us everything!"
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