She keeps looking around, with an anxious look on her face. She takes sips of her wine and keeps checking her phone, reading over the Tinder conversations of the sweet guy she met.
Finally, her date arrives. A handsome white man, in a white button-up shirt and blue jeans. He sits down and apologizes for being late.
"It's not problem, hun" she says, laughing nervously. "There's one thing I gotta ask you though: it said on your Tinder bio that you're "a rapist"? Do you, like... HAVE to put that on there... legally?"
The man is shocked at her words. "What?? Oh my goodness, that must be a typo! No no no, I'm very strongly against that sort of action. No, I'm a *racist*."
"Oh, thank God! For a second there, I was really worried about my safety!"
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