A son sees his father drinking...

He asks the dad:"Can I have some?" The dad replies: "Can your dick touch your butthole?" The son says no. The father then says "you're too young then."

The next day, the son sees his father smoking a cigarette and asks him if he can have a drag. The father replies: "Can your dick touch your butthole?" The son says no, and the father replies with "you're too young then."

The day after that, the boy sees his father banging a hooker, and asks if he can join in. The father once again asks "Can your dick touch your butthole?" When the son replies with no, the father tells him "you're too young then."

The next day, the son buys a winning lottery ticket. When the father finds out, he begs his son to give it to him. The son asks him: "Can your dick touch your butthole?" The dad replies with excitement: Yes! Yes it can!" The son then says "then go fuck yourself."

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