It was during the middle of the Korean war. Bullets and bombs were everywhere...
A soldier ran up to his Sergeant and said "Serg Serg! I have to take a wicked shit!" The Sergeant replied "Private you have ten minutes, we need you on the front line, hurry up!"
The private ran off and was gone an hour and came strolling back with a smirk on his face when he crossed paths with his Sergeant who said "PRIVATE JOHNSON WHERE WERE YOU!?
"Well Serg, first off I took the absolute best shit of my life."
"ANNNNND!??" Yelled the Sergeant.
"And, on the way back I saw a girl laying there and the next thing I know we're having the best sex of my life."
"Oh? Is that right, OK private, did you get get any head?
"No, she didn't have a head".
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