He sits down and sees the bartender yelling at the computer when trying to process a customer's order.
"Why are you yelling at the computer?" the engineer asks.
"Nothing is working! The software on the computer is riddled with bugs!" responds the bartender.
The engineer takes a look at the computer and notices the software it is running was actually written by himself a few years earlier. Immediately, he gets offended.
"Those aren't bugs!" the engineer yelled. "Those are alternative features!"
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