...never knows what to say to women. So a friend suggests asking them if they're married, have any kids.
"Are you married?"
"No."
"um...have any kids...?" She gives him a disgusted look, walks away.
He thinks to himself, maybe I did that wrong, let me try it again.
"Have any kids?"
"Yes."
"Are you married...?"
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