A smart man and his even smarter apprentice are doing some scientific research using frozen brains.
Accidently the the man drops a frozen brain and it shatters into a few small pieces.
The apprentice goes into a cupboard and takes the dust pan and brush which was sealed in a plastic bag. He puts it on the table and struggles to open it. "We need scissors" he says.
The man responds with "Nonsense! who needs scissors when you have two sharp minds combined"
He then picks up two fragments of frozen brain off of the floor and slices the bag open.
My first ever original joke, it could probably be worded better which you can feed free to do.
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