A small man is on a elevator. The elevator makes a stop and a very large man walks in.
Small man looks up at the large man and stares
Large man says height 7'2 weight 350 lbs and my penis is 15 inches and each nut is 1lb and my name is Turner Brown
Small man goes to the floor screaming
Large man says what is wrong repeats his dimensions and says my name is Turner brown
Small Man says oh I thought you said turn around
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