when he's sent to his cell, he meets his cellmate. Just the sight of his cellmate, a large man with bulging muscles, a scar down his left cheek, and tattoos all over his body, intimidates the accountant. As soon as the accountant enters the cell his cellmate asks him threateningly, "do you want to be the husband or the wife?" The accountant meekly responds "look man, I don't want any trouble, I just want to do my time and get out of here." His cellmate just looks at him and angrily repeats the question, "do you want to be the husband or the wife!?" Again, the accountant pleads for peace, "come on man, just let me do my time in peace, I don't want any trouble." Undeterred, the cellmate again repeats his question, raising his voice even further, "DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HUSBAND OR THE WIFE!!!???" The accountant relents and replies, "fine, I guess I'll be the husband" to which his cellmate immediately responds, "come over here and suck your wife's dick."
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