A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] Da-ad... What? I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water? No. You had your chance. Lights out. [Five minutes later] Da-aaaad... WHAT? I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water?? I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!! [Five minutes later] Daaaa-aaaAAAAD... WHAT??!! When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?
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