Despite their initial willingness to sign up, all of them were now shaking, clutching their parachutes tightly, and looking down into the sky below. The man at the front of the line looked to be on the verge of tears. The instructor had been trying to get them to jump for the past twenty minutes, and soon the plane would descend. "For gods sake!" he fumed. Suddenly, another man appeared, poking his head out from a door. The instructor got a brilliant idea. "Look, even he can do it!" he said, forcing the man into a parachute and shoving him out the plane. The skydivers shared a look between them and they jumped off rapidly. The instructor was pleased that his plan worked, right until the last man turned his head and told him, "Sir, that was the pilot."
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