when they both saw a restaurant. The skeleton asks: "Honey, do you want to try the food in this restaurant? I heard it is delicious." the skeleton's wife said: "Nah, i do not have the *stomach* for it."
As they were walking, an upset vampire walked past them. The skeleton said: "Hmm, it must really *suck* to be a vampire."
Meanwhile, the skeleton's wife noticed a lost and confused ghost on the sidewalk. "Whats the matter? Do you need any help?" She asked. The ghost replied: "I just want to get to the *other side*."
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