From an interview with a millionaire:
"What is your secret to making money?"
"Quite simple. Before entering business I observed that most of the sales profits are generally lost in the handling of complaints and refunds. So I made my decision to try to eliminate these expenses."
"I can say that's quite a big task!"
"Not for me. I simply started selling parachutes."
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