A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg.

Arguments

Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last...

Nosy

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and...

My neighborhood...

I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.

I went to a blind...

It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see.

I told my...

She said sure if it would make me happy. So I fucked her up the nostril.

What do you get...

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you call...

Nancy from New York.

Take your teenage...

Quickly. Next year she will want to spend her holidays sucking off strangers...

I think it works!

GUYS! I just invented time travel!

in a way, things...

Soon it'll no longer be an obama-nation