A sculptor, a civil engineer and a computer scientist were arguing about the primacy of their professions. God created man out of clay, said the sculptor, and so was clearly a sculptor. Before that, said the engineer, He separated earth and waters from the chaos -- an immense feat of civil engineering. God was an engineer first. And how do you think, answered the computer scientist, the chaos was made?
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