He sits down and orders 10 shots of whiskey and an orange juice and vodka. He finishes the whiskey, but leaves the last drink untouched. Near closing time, the bartender asks why he ordered the drink if he wasn't going to drink it.
"Responsibility," he says. The bartender looks confused.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, after 10 shots of whiskey, a screw is going to need a screw driver."
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