A Scotsman is sent an invitation from the queen to have afternoon tea with her. He arrives and sits down at the table. The Queen asks, 'Would you like a scone or a meringue?'
The Scotsman replies, 'No, you're quite right, I'll have a scone.'
*Apologies to people not familiar with the Scottish accent.
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