A scientist and his apprentice are doing some scientific research using two frozen brains.
The apprentice drops both brains and they shatter on the floor.
The apprentice goes into a cupboard and takes the dust pan and brush which were sealed in a plastic bag. He puts it on the table and struggles to open it. "We need scissors" he says.
The scientist picks up two fragments of frozen brain off of the floor and slices the bag open, exclaiming "Nonsense! Who needs scissors when you have two sharp minds combined"
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