A Russian, A Texan and a Canadian go to buy a limo.

The salesman greets them and shows then theyre selection of limos.."Theres only three limos, "A-Limo, B-Limo, C-Limo" All of which look different. The russian says "I will get the B-Limo, it looks effective and good" The Canadian man says "I'll get the C-Limo, it's not expensive and it fits what i need" The texan knew which limo to buy since he found the add online, and barges in late and goes "SORRY, I ALMOST FORGOT THE A-LIMO"

yeah sorry im not good at jokes.. but atleast i chuckled.

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