After a long, hard day of work, a piece of rope walked into a bar looking to relax and have a drink. As he walked in, he noticed several of the patrons eyeing him. He made his way to the bar, sat down, and motioned to the bartender. The bartender walked down to where the rope was sitting and lowered his voice, trying to avoid any additional attention.
“Look,” the bartender said, “I don’t want any trouble here, but we just don’t serve your type here, so do us all a favor and just hit the road.”
The rope, shocked, said “ok”, stood up, and walked out of the bar. After a few minutes of reflection on the street, he was angry at himself for giving up and furious at the ridiculous policy of the bar, he decided he couldn’t stand for such an insult. With a surge of adrenaline, he twisted himself up like a pretzel, messed up all of his hair, and stormed back into the bar.
The bartender saw the rope, and said, “Hey, buddy, I already told you we don’t serve no ropes in this bar! So are you gonna leave or what?!” To which the rope replied, “I’m a frayed knot.”
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