and it had been a pretty slow night and so he decided to pull in over to see if he needed any assistance.
"Where are you going sir?," asked the young officer.
"I am on my way to attend a lecture concerning the negative effects of alcohol on interpersonal relationships," said the man.
"Who would hold such a lecture at this time of night?" asked the officer.
"That would be my wife," said the man.
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