A robber robs a bank. During the robbery, his mask falls off for a split second. He puts it back on, turns to a man, and asks him, "Did you see my face?" The man says, "Yes, I did." The robber shoots him. He turns to a woman, and asks her the same thing. "Did you see my face?" The robber asks. "No," she says, "but my husband did."
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