They meet each other after shopping every year on the same day. Poor man asks "what'd you get the wife this year?" Rich man says, "I got her a diamond ring and a mercedes." Poor man responds, "Why did you get her both?" Rich man says, "If she doesnt like the ring, she can return it in her new mercedes and still be happy." The rich man asks, "So, What you get your wife?" Poor man says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." Rich man asks, "why did you get both a pair of slippers and a dildo?" Poor man responds, "If she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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