A reporter questioned a farmer about his two goats

Reporter: Where do they sleep?
Farmer: Which one? The black one or the white one?
Reporter: The black one.
Farmer: She sleeps in the house.
Reporter: And the white one?
Farmer: She sleeps in the house as well.

Reporter: What do they eat?
Farmer: Which one? The black one or the white one?
Reporter: The white one.
Farmer: She eats grass.
Reporter: And the black one?
Farmer: She eats grass too.

Reporter (now angry): If they have the exact same story, why do you have to repeat it? Why do you ask me black or white?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Reporter: And the white one?
Farmer: The white one is mine as well.

Reporter (now furious)
Farmer: Finally you know how I feel when I see your same news again and again.

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