Farmer asked: which one? Black or white?
Reporter: white
Farmer :with grass
Reporter asked: and black one?
Farmer said: grass to him also
Reporter asked: where do you keep them?
Farmer asked:which one? Black or white?
Reporter said: white
Farmer : outside
Reporter: and black one?
Farmer: outside to him also
Reporter asked: how do you make them bath?
Farmer: which one?
Reporter: black
Farmer:from water
Reporter: and white?
Farmer: from water to him also
Reporter was angry and thought in his mind wtf with this farmer,and he angrily asked:
If you do same both of the goats,why do you always ask which one black or white?
Farmer said: because white one is mine
Reporter asked: and black?
Farmer: thats also mine
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