A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. Whoa, Sam! said the bartender. Who gave those beauties to you? Nobody gave them to me, said Sam. I had to fight like crazy for both of them.
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