A redneck is driving down the road...

He sees a black guy walking along the side. He swerves, hits the black guy, and goes "One more nigger handled rightly."
A little farther down the road, he sees another black guy, does the same, and again jokes, "Cleaning up America, one nigger at a time."
Now a little farther down the same road he sees a priest hitchhiking.
'Can't let a man of the cloth walk when the lord's been so good to me,' he thinks as he pulls over and picks up the priest.
Going down the road making small talk to the priest, he sees yet another black guy on the side of the road.
He thinks to himself, 'Oh, three in one day would just be great.... but I got a priest with me... if I swerve and run the nigger over he'll damn me to hell... what do I do...'
He comes up with a plan, knocks his coffee over onto his lap, acts like it burns him, screams out and swerves.
"Oh shit, Oh lord, the coffee burnt me, did I hit him?" he asks the priest in a fake panic.
The priest responds, "No... but I got him with the door."