A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack o' dem rubbers gonna cost me? The pharmacist responds, A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax. To which the redneck replies, TACKS! Gawd a'mighty,...........don't they stay on by therself.
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