The redneck said, "Howdy. I'd like to make a reservation for tonight."
The server said, "Okay. How big is the party?"
The redneck replied, "Well, uhh, it'll be me and my wife, sister, and stepmom."
The server said, "Okay, sounds great. I'll make the reservation for four people."
The redneck asked, "Why?"
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