A Redneck Affair

After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it was
time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture
of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife, Lezzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
Lezzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after
her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into
the glass, she fumed, "So that's the old gal he's running' after! I'll kill
him!"