he tells the bartender he'll give him $300 if the bartender tells him a joke he hasnt heard before.
the bartender, guessing the redditor was not well-read, pulled out his copy of Henry IV and said one of the numerous puns.
the redittor hands the bartender $300 and says, "paint my house."
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