A recently divorced woman comes across a genie in a lamp

A recently divorced woman was walking along the beach, when she notices a lamp in the sand. She picks it up and rubs it, and out pops a genie.

"I am the genie of this lamp," he said, "and I will grant you three wishes, but under one condition: whatever you receive, the person you hate the most will receive ten times the amount. Who is the person you hate the most?"

The woman replies easily, "My ex-husband."

"Okay, what is your first wish?"

"I wish I had a billion dollars!" the woman replied excitedly.

Piles and piles of cash appear around her and she is ecstatic, until the genie says, "Remember, though, your ex-husband now has ten billion dollars." The woman is fuming at this.

"Okay, my next wish is to live in a mansion with a view of the ocean." Suddenly, right behind the woman, a beautiful, enormous mansion appears. The woman begins running towards it, when the genie says "But, remember, your ex-husband now owns a mansion ten times as large and as beautiful." The woman is now very, very visibly upset.

She decides to think very, very carefully about her last wish. After a few minutes of deep thought, she grins wickedly, turns to the genie, and says "I wish to give birth to twins."