He slaps 2 $100 bills down on the counter. "I bet you this two hundred dollars that I can piss from one end of your counter to the other, into a cup, and not spill a single drop."
The bartender sizes the man up, realizing that the man can barely stand upright, and decides to take him up on the offer. "Sure, I'll take that bet."
The drunkard climbs onto the counter top and gets ready, as the bartender places a beer mug on the other end. After getting the go-ahead, the man lets loose, pissing all over the counter, the stools in front, the bartender, and the rack of expensive liquors behind him.
The bartender cleans himself off, laughing at his easily earned cash, and notices that the drunkard is laughing as well. A bit confused, and wondering if he had taken advantage of the truly drunk, he confronts the man.
"Hey, what are you laughing about? I just took you for two hundred dollars!"
The drunk laughs in his face, and points to a table of around 15 people near the back of the bar.
**"Yeah, but I just bet each of those poor bastards five hundred dollars that I could piss all over you and make you happy about it."**
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