Satan explains, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."
So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people on tables with acid slowly dripping on their bodies, after every drop the people scream in pain and the wounds heal just for the next drop to fall. Not very nice, he thought.
Opening the second door, he saw a very hot room full of people running on treadmills with a pit behind them that was full of spikes. Better, he thought, but best to check the last door.
Upon opening the last door, he saw a room full of people, standing waist-deep in urine and feces, smoking cigarettes and sipping coffee.
"Of the three, this one looks best," he said and waded in to get something to drink and lights up a cigarette while Satan closed the door.
A few minutes later the door opened, Satan stuck his head in and said, "Ok, coffee break's over, back on your heads!"
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