Host: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
Host: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
Host: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to the Bahamas: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The host cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
Host: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
Host: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
Host: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to the Bahamas: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”
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