A radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Brazil.
DJ: "99FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'".
DJ: "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Brazil: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"
The DJ cuts the caller short and takes other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: "99FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Jeff!"
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "... you are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Brazil: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"
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