A Purple and a Grey walk into a bar...

The bartender says "what'll it be, boys?"
The grey is indecisive and thinks long and hard about his decision.
A little annoyed, the bartender turns to the purple.
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But he was already passed out on the bathroom floor.
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Credit /u/etaipo from /r/thebutton visit the [original](http://redd.it/3237u2)

I'm sorry this wooshes so many, I thought it was well known. Anyhow [here's](http://redd.it/31v79j) a few news articles about the button. or you could follow the /r/thebutton and see what all the fuss is about, Just don't press the button until you know what you're doing.

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