A punk walks into a bar and orders a whisky. The bartender pours him one and tells him "That guy at the end of the bar paid for you". The punk is glad for the free drink and downs it. He orders another and the guy at the end of the bar pays for it again. This continues all night, and eventually the punk is wasted. The guy at the end of the bar comes over to the punk and says "Hey man, how about you and I go to the bathroom and I give you a blow job?" The punk says "fuck you man!", punches the guy, kicks him out of the bar, and throws a stool at him. He comes back in and sits down. The bartender turns to him and says "What was that all about?", the punk says "I dunno, some shit about a job"
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