A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from? asked the psychiatrist. As a matter of fact, I do, said the patient. And when does this happen? asked the psychiatrist. Oh, said the patient, when I answer the telephone.
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