A psychiatric patient gets married in a mental hospital. After a while, he started to want children, however, he didn't know the process. He called his brother, who was also a psychiatric patient, and asked him, "Hey brother, I got married in the hospital. I want you to tell me how to get children."
His brother replied,"It's very simple, make her take a bath. You should also take one. Dry each other off. Put her to lie down on a mattress. Spread her legs, and play with her from the top of her head to the bottom of her feet. Kiss her all over! As soon as she starts to feel good, call me, I'll show you."
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