They sit down and see a hot girl at the bar...
The PS4 says, "Hey, I bet you I could score with that girl!" to the Xbox One.
"Bullshit!" The Xbox One replies
"Watch and learn." The PS4 says.
The PS4 walks up to the bar and says to the girl "Hey, gorgeous, mind if I buy you a drink?"
The girl replies "Uh, no thanks."
"Oh come on, please?" The PS4 asks.
"No! Go away, asshole!" The girl replies
The PS4 quickly runs back to the table with a embarrassed face.
"Heh, typical. Leave it to a professional." The Xbox One says to the PS4.
The Xbox One gets up and swaggers over to the bar.
"Evening, mind if I buy you a drink?" The Xbox One says to the girl.
"Sorry, another person just offered me a drink, but no." The girl replies.
"That 'person' doesn't deserve to buy you a drink" The Xbox One explains.
"No! Go away!" The girl shouts.
So, why can't either of them buy her a drink?
Because the Xbox One and PS4 has no game.
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