A Protestant, Jew and Catholic are all outside one day talking about their offerings to the Lord and how each religion blesses God with their offerings. The talk gets heated and competition comes into play.
The Protestant runs and grabs all the offering money out of his church, draws a big circle on the ground and says, "I'm going to take all of our offering money, throw it up into the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we are going to give to the Lord."
The Catholic runs out and grabs all their offering money and says, "I'll do you one better! I will throw up all of our offering money in the air and whatever lands OUTSIDE the circle, we will give to the Lord!"
The Jew runs out and grabs all their offering money and says, "Well, I'm going to throw all of our offering money up into the air, and whatever God wants, he can just take it."
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