A prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a toothpick. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here, please leave". The prostitute replied, "if you give me a toothpick I will leave". The bartender gave her a toothpick and she left.
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A second prostitute walks into the same bar and also asks the bar tender for a toothpick. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here, please leave". The prostitute replied, "if you give me a toothpick I will leave". The bartender gave her a toothpick and she left.
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A third prostitute entered the bar and before she could speak the bartender asked her "let me guess, you want a toothpick?" She responded by saying, "No, I want a straw". As the bartender was about to hand the prostitute a straw he asked her why she wanted a straw. The third prostitute replied by saying:
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"Someone threw up outside but a couple of girls beat me to the best bits"
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