A prostitute walked into a bar and start offering blowjobs to all the guys.
Couple hours, and many blowjobs later the same prostitute walked up to the bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender asked, “busy night, eh?”
The prostitute replied, “not too shabby”
The bartender then asked the prostitute, “How much did you make tonight?”
The prostitute answered, “I made $250.25”
Stunned, the bartender asked, “who the fuck gave you a quarter?!”
To which the prostitute replied, “oh. They all did”
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