"I'm looking for something memorable tonight," he said, handing her a pair of handcuffs.
"This will be one night you'll never forget," she replied with a wink.
"We're going to play fast and loose," he said, with a gleam in his hungry eyes.
"I'll be fast and you'll be real loose when the night's finished." She handcuffed him and bend him over the bed.
"Hey wait, I'm supposed to handcuff-"
There was a knock at the door.
"Shhh." The prostitute replied.
The door creaked open and in stepped a feminine form.
"A threesome!" The man said with glee.
"With my new best friend," the prostitute replied, lowering his pants. "She's here _just_ for you."
"What's her name?"
"They call me Peggy," a voice whispered from behind, showing him a massive dildo. "But you can call me your very angry wife."
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