and get married and settle down. But she is no ordinary prostitute, she is a stunning woman and extremely skilled in her trade. For years there hasn't been a single day she has taken off. Almost every man in the town has visited her which makes it impossible for her to find a suitor. She decides to go to a new place and start afresh. She moves to the country where nobody knows her and meets this fine gentleman who instantly falls for her. She falls in love with him as well. Now he is a devout Catholic so she feels it is best to hide her past and instead tells him that she is a virgin and she's saving herself for her future husband. He is very impressed with her and finally they decide to get married.
On their first night together, she acts very shy as if this was her first time. The husband gets an instant boner as he sees naked for the first time. Quickly he gets on top of her and enters her. She fake moans and screams. But soon she realises her husband is screaming louder than her like he is in pain with each thrust. She asks him if everything was ok to which he replies, "Not only my cock but both of my balls are inside you, you fucking whore."
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